Spotlight on:
The Republican Union of Mitoporation |
“Preserving Values, Protecting Freedom”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The United Patriots Alliance |
Regional Influence: Instigator |
The Republican Union of Mitoporation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Major General Michael Jeffery with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.163 billion Mitoporationians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eureka. The average income tax rate is 13.5%.
The thriving Mitoporationian economy, worth 211 trillion Confederacy Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 67,009 Confederacy Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, concussed Kangarooball players cannot remember their lineup position, Right wing Conservatism has been named as Mitoporation's national religion, and parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitoporation's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Right wing Conservatism.
Mitoporation is ranked 218,134th in the world and 6th in The United Patriots Alliance for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 491.64 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mitoporation's influence in The United Patriots Alliance rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
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Mitoporation's influence in The United Patriots Alliance rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
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Mitoporation's influence in The United Patriots Alliance rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
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Mitoporation's influence in The United Patriots Alliance rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
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The Commonwealth of Harcsorn dismissed
Mitoporation as Minister for Defense of The United Patriots Alliance.
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Mitoporation's influence in The United Patriots Alliance rose from "Envoy" to "Ambassador".
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Mitoporation's influence in The United Patriots Alliance rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
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Mitoporation's influence in The United Patriots Alliance rose from "Truckler" to "Duckspeaker".
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The Commonwealth of Harcsorn appointed
Mitoporation as Minister for Defense with authority over Appearance, Border Control, and Communications in The United Patriots Alliance.
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Mitoporation's influence in The United Patriots Alliance rose from "Apprentice" to "Truckler".