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The Kingdom of Mister Red

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The Kingdom of Mister Red is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.548 billion Mister Redians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mister Redian economy, worth a remarkable 1,336 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,967 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Mister Redian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Red's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister Red is ranked 12,600^th in the world and 15^th in Schopenhauer for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.05 law-abiding acts per hour.

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