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The Natural roll of Mister Pouche Billiarde

“She began to curl her hair and long for balls (Austen)”

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The Natural roll of Mister Pouche Billiarde is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 20.152 billion Mister Pouche Billiardeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The powerhouse Mister Pouche Billiardean economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 78,210 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, religious education is a new government priority, and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Pouche Billiarde's national animal is the cockles and mussels, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister Pouche Billiarde is ranked 99,502^nd in the world and 2^nd in Corsica for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.93 law-abiding acts per hour.

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