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The Lesbian Space Explorers of Miss Bad Life Choices

“Work Hard, Go Far, We Are Unstoppable”

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Location: The Black Hawks

Regional Influence: Squire


The Lesbian Space Explorers of Miss Bad Life Choices is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dakota Vytherov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.401 billion Daks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azaelai. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dakian economy, worth 790 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,300 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Many friends and relatives of Dakota Vytherov have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miss Bad Life Choices's national animal is the space dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Miss Bad Life Choices is ranked 194,337th in the world and 464th in The Black Hawks for Fattest Citizens, with 6.35 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 42ndTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,702ndMost Devout: 3,777thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,485thMost Armed: 5,477thLargest Mining Sector: 6,923rdLargest Black Market: 7,124thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,954thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,479thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,603rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,168thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,196thLowest Crime Rates: 13,595thMost Developed: 14,048thHighest Average Incomes: 14,273rdLargest Governments: 18,778thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,492nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the region

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