Spotlight on:
The Free Land of Misifu |
“Sangre por sangre”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Weak |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: the Plains of Perdition |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Free Land of Misifu is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.342 billion Misifuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiapas. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Misifuan economy, worth 56.7 trillion mifudolars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,226 mifudolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, billions of mifudolars are spent to take high-quality photos of the Gato Nebula, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misifu's national animal is the gato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Misifu is ranked 333,342nd in the world and 1,514th in the Plains of Perdition for Nicest Citizens, with 0.32 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Misifu, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
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Misifu, billions of mifudolars are spent to take high-quality photos of the Gato Nebula.
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Misifu's influence in The Plains of Perdition rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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Misifu's influence in The Plains of Perdition rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
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Misifu relocated from The Pacific to The Plains of Perdition.
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Misifu, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
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Misifu, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
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Misifu, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
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Misifu, euthanasia is illegal.
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Misifu, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.