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The Matriarchy of Misandristan

“Live Queer or Die”

Category: Iron Fist Socialists
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Location: The Internationale

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Matriarchy of Misandristan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Meg Snowbird with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.643 billion Misandrists are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint ZoŽ. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Misandrist economy, worth 690 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 122,323 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Misandrist language. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misandristan's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is gay.

Misandristan is ranked 225,269th in the world and 155th in The Internationale for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.24 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Welfare Programs: 436thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 564thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 707thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,055thMost Inclusive: 1,320thMost Pacifist: 1,384thBest Weather: 1,548thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,652ndNicest Citizens: 1,663rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,787thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,227thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,391stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,514thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,617thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,055thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,137thHealthiest Citizens: 4,078thMost Developed: 4,299thLargest Governments: 4,438thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,704thSafest: 5,177thMost Influential: 7,548thLowest Crime Rates: 7,959thSmartest Citizens: 8,911thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,387thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,569thMost Cultured: 10,774thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,298thNudest: 11,932ndTop
Most Secular: 12,533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,731stMost Income Equality: 15,068thHighest Average Incomes: 22,585th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » International Socialist Union, Dominguez Hills, Agrase, and Soviet States of Latin America.