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The Angelic Avant-Garde Asylum of Minskiev

“Seems like the world knows nothing at all.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Angelic Avant-Garde Asylum of Minskiev is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ivan Kovalenko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.439 billion Minskievians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth a remarkable 2,492 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 335,095 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and Ivan Kovalenko knows that some internet activities are strictly solitary (Minskiev has found 14 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Minskiev's national animal is the walrus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Minskiev is ranked 4,103rd in the world and 121st in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 144.03 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 24thMost Subsidized Industry: 393rdHighest Poor Incomes: 660thMost Efficient Economies: 1,151stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,579thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,765thHighest Average Incomes: 1,808thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,820thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,002ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,133rdMost Inclusive: 2,153rdLargest Black Market: 2,278thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,423rdRudest Citizens: 2,508thHighest Food Quality: 2,586thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,646thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,967thMost Cultured: 3,041stMost Influential: 3,344thLargest Governments: 3,600thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,732ndNicest Citizens: 3,959thSmartest Citizens: 4,103rdMost Developed: 4,475thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,523rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,810thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,106thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,580thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,607thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,067thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,076thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,318thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,004thHighest Economic Output: 8,596thHealthiest Citizens: 9,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,646thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,680thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,081stLargest Retail Industry: 10,096thBest Weather: 11,375thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,003rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,607thNudest: 14,080thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,012thMost Secular: 16,637thMost Income Equality: 18,315thMost Politically Free: 24,916thMost Armed: 25,678thMost Patriotic: 28,336th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 62nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 74th in the regionMost Inclusive: 75th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 78th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 82nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 85th in the regionMost Cultured: 95th in the regionRudest Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Politically Free: 111th in the regionNicest Citizens: 112th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Developed: 128th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 135th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 163rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 170th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 175th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 230th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 240th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 249th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 256th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 302nd in the regionBest Weather: 309th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 332nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 372nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 432nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 439th in the regionNudest: 443rd in the regionMost Extreme: 469th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 498th in the regionMost Secular: 578th in the regionMost Income Equality: 651st in the regionMost Armed: 681st in the region

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