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The Counter-Caterpillar Citadel of Minskiev

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Counter-Caterpillar Citadel of Minskiev is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ivan Kovalenko with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.003 billion Minskievians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth a remarkable 1,662 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 332,309 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime is totally unknown. Minskiev's national animal is the walrus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Minskiev is ranked 191,155th in the world and 4,812th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 22ndMost Subsidized Industry: 338thHighest Poor Incomes: 494thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 682ndMost Efficient Economies: 958thMost Politically Free: 1,305thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,481stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,555thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,606thHighest Average Incomes: 1,725thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,746thMost Inclusive: 1,942ndRudest Citizens: 2,113thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,170thMost Influential: 2,209thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,262ndHighest Food Quality: 2,407thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,563rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,639thLargest Black Market: 2,651stTop
Most Cultured: 2,669thHighest Drug Use: 2,796thLargest Governments: 3,562ndNicest Citizens: 3,593rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,773rdSmartest Citizens: 3,913thMost Developed: 4,271stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,578thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,702ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,551stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,922ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,039thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,220thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,335thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,380thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,587thLargest Retail Industry: 7,563rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,204thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,597thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,823rdNudest: 10,047thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,516thHighest Economic Output: 12,132ndTop
Best Weather: 13,319thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,504thMost Secular: 15,669thMost Patriotic: 17,676thMost Income Equality: 17,707thMost Armed: 22,435th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 40th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 64th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 66th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 66th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 68th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 71st in the regionMost Inclusive: 74th in the regionLargest Black Market: 75th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 79th in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 83rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 85th in the regionNicest Citizens: 94th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 113th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Developed: 119th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 135th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 159th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 162nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 168th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 169th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 172nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 175th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 177th in the regionNudest: 195th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 198th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 203rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 250th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 265th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 294th in the regionBest Weather: 307th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 323rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 336th in the regionMost Extreme: 369th in the regionMost Armed: 388th in the regionMost Secular: 406th in the regionMost Patriotic: 422nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 528th in the region

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