The Counter-Caterpillar Citadel of Minskiev
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|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: the Rejected Realms
Regional Influence: Vassal
The Counter-Caterpillar Citadel of Minskiev is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ivan Kovalenko with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.003 billion Minskievians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth a remarkable 1,662 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 332,309 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime is totally unknown. Minskiev's national animal is the walrus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zyonnism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Minskiev was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Minskiev was endorsed by The Republic of Republic of Ash-Land.
- : Minskiev was endorsed by The Republic of Anti Anime Alliance 2.
- : Minskiev was endorsed by The Protectorate of Peoples Republic of Connikstan.
- : Minskiev was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Lisionne.
- : Minskiev was endorsed by The United States of Why birds.
- : Minskiev was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Old Kerasole.
- : Minskiev was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Kaltrian Army.
- : Minskiev was endorsed by The Borderlands of The Boop Noodles.
- : Minskiev was endorsed by The Kingdom of Woreyland.
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WA update pending: Nation has 224 verified endorsements.