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The Dystopian Future of MinnesotanWasteland

“You Can't Legislate Against Stupidity”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Location: Land of Prosperity

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Dystopian Future of MinnesotanWasteland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jesse The Body Ventura with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 8.362 billion Minnesotans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Minneapolis. The average income tax rate is 52.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wastelandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,856 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 461,141 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

People who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Pesos each year. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. MinnesotanWasteland's national animal is the Swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Nudism.

MinnesotanWasteland is ranked 199,434th in the world and 3rd in Land of Prosperity for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -30.77 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 82ndHighest Crime Rates: 134thMost Armed: 173rdLargest Retail Industry: 250thMost Rebellious Youth: 398thRudest Citizens: 423rdHighest Average Incomes: 425thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 478thMost Inclusive: 655thLargest Publishing Industry: 668thMost Cultured: 750thLargest Black Market: 780thLargest Information Technology Sector: 798thMost Efficient Economies: 839thMost Devout: 852ndMost Corrupt Governments: 914thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 956thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,075thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,092ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,362ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,365thFattest Citizens: 1,466thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,587thNicest Citizens: 1,587thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,857thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,881stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,120thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,276thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,891stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,907thHighest Economic Output: 2,940thLargest Governments: 3,598thSmartest Citizens: 3,816thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,061stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,957thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,957thNudest: 6,329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,988thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,016thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,673rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,454thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,461stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,630thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,048thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,149thMost Stationary: 22,697th

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