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The Republic of Minelomunts

“We Will Endure”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Yokosuka

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Republic of Minelomunts is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, free-roaming dinosaurs, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.226 billion Minelomuntsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.2%.

The thriving Minelomuntsian economy, worth 264 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,938 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, and a man's 250 square-foot apartment is his castle. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minelomunts's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minelomunts is ranked 184,590th in the world and 3rd in Yokosuka for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 32.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 4,269thLargest Retail Industry: 11,147thTop
Largest Black Market: 16,772ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,405thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,458thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,595thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,335th

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