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The Royal Protectorate of MineLegotipony |
“Have you ever tasted what milk with alochol tastes like”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Royal Protectorate of MineLegotipony is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Princess-Governor Octavia the 23rd with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.508 billion MineLegotiponyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Manehattan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.6%.
The frighteningly efficient MineLegotiponyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,439 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 221,757 Bits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,480,595 per year while the poor average 12,577, a ratio of 117 to 1.
Families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and MineLegotiponyian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MineLegotipony's national animal is the Timderdog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestant Harmonism.
MineLegotipony is ranked 198,846th in the world and 177th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,933.06 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : MineLegotipony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : MineLegotipony was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : The Holy Empire of Tien-Chi was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from MineLegotipony, curing 1 million infected.
- : The United States of Corpala was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from MineLegotipony, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Colony of CDF Imperial Legion XLIV was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from MineLegotipony, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Super Terrorist Group of John Deere Liberation Front was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from MineLegotipony, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Hive-Mind Technate of Anverija was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from MineLegotipony, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Union of New Morissia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from MineLegotipony, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Democratic States of Gran Tesca was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from MineLegotipony, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Republic of Schoersinbourg was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from MineLegotipony, curing 1 million infected.