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The Pristine Redoubt of Mindalia

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The Pristine Redoubt of Mindalia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Glorious Empress Rydia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 40.266 billion Mindalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rydane. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mindalian economy, worth an astonishing 19,684 trillion kronars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 488,852 kronars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helicopter parenting is on the rise, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby The Glorious Empress Rydia Pics" has made The Glorious Empress Rydia's mom a celebrity, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mindalia's national animal is the mongoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mindalia is ranked 22^nd in the world and 1^st in The Green World for Smartest Citizens, with 541.66 quips per hour.

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