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The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria |
“Sempre sopra di Essa!”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: The Internationale |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker |
The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.944 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porcòdia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,984 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 272,721 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Minchioria is ranked 13,740th in the world and 47th in The Internationale for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,444.84 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Minchioria, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Following new legislation in
Minchioria, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
- : Following new legislation in
Minchioria, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
- : Following new legislation in
Minchioria, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in
Minchioria, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
- : Following new legislation in
Minchioria, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Minchioria will pay them to stop.
- : Following new legislation in
Minchioria, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
- : Following new legislation in
Minchioria, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Following new legislation in
Minchioria, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in
Minchioria, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 » Esgeirimmen,
Saltspring Island,
Duravia,
Albania 3,
Weaventingost,
East Nazareth,
Golinistan,
Carrico,
International Socialist Union,
Dominguez Hills,
Agrase,
Soviet States of Latin America, and
Joseon-Goryeo.