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The Federation of MinaFederal

“Rule by MinaFederal People”

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The Federation of MinaFederal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.755 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,628 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 276,255 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

MinaFederal is ranked 733^rd in the world and 39^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 16,460.41 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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