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The United Imperial Houses of Militarized Thessia

“Unity and loyalty paid with blood”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: continent of stability

Regional Influence: Hermit


The United Imperial Houses of Militarized Thessia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress T'scara with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 14.227 billion Thessians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valkyrie's Keep. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Thessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,957 trillion Kos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,623 Kos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Valkyrie's Keep is a police state during international summits, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Militarized Thessia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athameisitc.

Militarized Thessia is ranked 9,700th in the world and 1st in continent of stability for Most Developed, scoring 90.42 on the Human Development Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,261stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,811thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,441stLargest Governments: 4,916thMost Stationary: 5,419thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,292ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,392ndHighest Economic Output: 8,506thLowest Crime Rates: 8,689thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,072ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,200thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,572ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,696thMost Developed: 9,700thMost Inclusive: 9,711thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,335thMost Influential: 11,507thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,415thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,701stSafest: 12,887thMost Secular: 13,377thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,419thMost Cultured: 14,043rdSmartest Citizens: 14,098thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,432ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,578thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,768thHighest Average Incomes: 17,351stBest Weather: 17,505thLargest Populations: 18,390thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,391stMost Efficient Economies: 21,362nd

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