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The United Imperial Houses of Militarized Thessia

“Unity and loyalty paid with blood”

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The United Imperial Houses of Militarized Thessia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress T'scara with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 14.227 billion Thessians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valkyrie's Keep. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Thessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,957 trillion Kos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,623 Kos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Valkyrie's Keep is a police state during international summits, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Militarized Thessia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athameisitc.

Militarized Thessia is ranked 9,700^th in the world and 1^st in continent of stability for Most Developed, scoring 90.42 on the Human Development Index.

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