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The Incorporated States of Mikianistan

“Strength Through Freedom”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Unproven


The Incorporated States of Mikianistan is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 692 million Mikianistanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Mikianistanian economy, worth 18.4 trillion Qeedobas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 26,527 Qeedobas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal, "What's the Frequency, Leader?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikianistan's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mikianistan is ranked 76,377th in the world and 678th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 36.34 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,178thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 5,918thSafest: 8,099thMost Pacifist: 9,114thMost Income Equality: 12,276thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,222ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,575thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,202ndMost Rebellious Youth: 19,633rdMost Inclusive: 21,361stNicest Citizens: 21,441stHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,490thMost Devout: 25,789th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionMost Income Equality: 54th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 90th in the region

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