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The Ghost of Mika Melatika

“HEWBOOO!!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Remembrance

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Ghost of Mika Melatika is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 944 million Mika Melatikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The strong Mika Melatikan economy, worth 59.4 trillion rupiahs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,902 rupiahs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 336,185 per year while the poor average 6,172, a ratio of 54.5 to 1.

Nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Mika Melatikan grocery store, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mika Melatika's national animal is the Melaticultist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mika Melatika is ranked 7,930th in the world and 1st in Remembrance for Fattest Citizens, with 18.03 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,166thHighest Crime Rates: 6,487thFattest Citizens: 7,930thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 13,990thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,152ndMost Avoided: 14,809thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,010thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,423rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 26,831st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the region

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