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The United States of Midlands

“Don't just do something - stand there”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The United States of Midlands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 42.939 billion Midlandsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Midlandsian economy, worth an astonishing 33,706 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 784,992 sand dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,590,560 per year while the poor average 63,007, a ratio of 72.9 to 1.

The nation leads Capitalist Paradise for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, the justice of Midlands is considered superior to that of other nations, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Midlands's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Midlands is ranked 139th in the world and 3rd in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 41,511.36 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2ndMost Efficient Economies: 3rdRudest Citizens: 8thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thLargest Populations: 12thFattest Citizens: 17thLargest Retail Industry: 17thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thHighest Economic Output: 22ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29thMost Avoided: 31stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 37thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rdHighest Average Incomes: 55thLargest Agricultural Sector: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 69thLargest Mining Sector: 73rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 77thMost Scientifically Advanced: 104thMost Valuable International Artwork: 121stLargest Gambling Industry: 139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 155thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 212thSmartest Citizens: 227thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 271stMost Subsidized Industry: 522ndLargest Governments: 739thLargest Publishing Industry: 758thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,045thMost Armed: 1,146thMost Politically Free: 1,451stHighest Drug Use: 1,461stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,699thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,503rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,549thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,819thLargest Black Market: 8,515thNudest: 9,424thLowest Crime Rates: 10,446thMost Stationary: 11,543rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,812thTop
Most Secular: 14,094thMost Influential: 14,242ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,744thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,501stMost Extreme: 24,259thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,587thMost Pro-Market: 25,003rd
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the region

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