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The United States of Midlands

“Don't just do something - stand there”

Category: Anarchy
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Widely Abused

Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United States of Midlands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 38.353 billion Midlandsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Midlandsian economy, worth an astonishing 28,074 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 732,012 sand dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Midlands's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Midlands is ranked 8,898th in the world and 19th in Capitalist Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.56 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Efficient Economies: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11thMost Avoided: 14thLargest Populations: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 17thRudest Citizens: 19thFattest Citizens: 21stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26thHighest Disposable Incomes: 30thHighest Economic Output: 30thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34thLargest Agricultural Sector: 51stHighest Average Incomes: 59thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70thLargest Mining Sector: 78thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 80thMost Valuable International Artwork: 86thLargest Publishing Industry: 101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 137thLargest Gambling Industry: 151stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 231stSmartest Citizens: 232ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 241stHighest Poor Incomes: 278thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 824thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,084thLargest Governments: 1,311thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,821stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,153rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,325thSafest: 5,104thLargest Black Market: 6,966thLowest Crime Rates: 8,898thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,084thNudest: 10,220thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 11,504thMost Politically Free: 12,027thMost Armed: 12,134thHighest Drug Use: 15,449thMost Stationary: 15,814thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,323rdMost Influential: 18,455th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 35th in the region

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