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The United Socialist States of Middle Green Irthistan

“If youre a war criminal your safe in our nation”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Minnow


The United Socialist States of Middle Green Irthistan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lieutenant General Mikaval kalin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 799 million Middle Green Irthistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Military strategic command Base. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Middle Green Irthistanian economy, worth 97.1 trillion Opelalns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,583 Opelalns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 478,465 per year while the poor average 20,969, a ratio of 22.8 to 1.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middle Green Irthistan's national animal is the Wunderphus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Middle Green Irthistan is ranked 106,580th in the world and 979th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 32.33 quips per hour.

Most Patriotic: 2,456thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,983rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,964thMost Influential: 6,124thMost Conservative: 6,563rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,821stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,035thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,399thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,202ndTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,779thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,734thLowest Crime Rates: 18,312thMost Developed: 18,972ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,347thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,413thLargest Governments: 22,488thHighest Average Incomes: 25,516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,808th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionMost Conservative: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 96th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 117th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 163rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 165th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 167th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 13 » Shamian, Sith Isles, Canadian Democratic Republics, Ugriasau, Democratic-Socialists, Exania, Czecho-Slovakian Union, Manchukurun, Puaco, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Kethania, Carrico, and Mallissa.