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The Missspeled Masterpeise of Michigain |
“Victrix fortuna sapientia”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Right to Life |
Regional Influence: Handshaker |
The Missspeled Masterpeise of Michigain is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jayke with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.896 billion Michigainders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lancing. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Michigainian economy, worth a remarkable 2,044 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,887 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and bald-headed monks sit around the National Meditation Park looking smugly content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Michigain's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Michigain is ranked 8,491st in the world and 7th in Right to Life for Smartest Citizens, with 99.82 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Michigain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Michigain, bald-headed monks sit around the National Meditation Park looking smugly content.
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Michigain, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
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Michigain, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
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Michigain, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
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Michigain, playing card suits are sold separately.
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Michigain, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
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Michigain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Michigain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
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Michigain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Christian Anarchists.