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The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of MiaryBhalzhack

“No itch we can't scratch!”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of MiaryBhalzhack is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King BhumiBhalzhack with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.513 billion Miarybhalzhackistani are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scratschcatchewan. The average income tax rate is 60.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Miarybhalzhackiano economy, worth a remarkable 2,763 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 324,628 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

A speech a day keeps climate change away, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MiaryBhalzhack's national animal is the Alien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bhalzhackianism.

MiaryBhalzhack is ranked 243,758th in the world and 8,257th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 7.15 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Rudest Citizens: 171stLargest Retail Industry: 545thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,073rdMost Avoided: 1,170thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,325thLargest Black Market: 1,406thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,454thMost Efficient Economies: 1,455thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,607thHighest Average Incomes: 1,646thFattest Citizens: 1,688thHighest Crime Rates: 1,782ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,995thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,189thMost Influential: 2,278thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,411thTop
Most Armed: 2,488thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,939thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,074thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,152ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,592ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,854thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,977thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,052ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,143rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,185thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,382ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,054thHighest Economic Output: 5,443rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,538thSmartest Citizens: 5,829thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,533rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,846thLargest Governments: 8,108thMost Secular: 9,288thLargest Mining Sector: 10,017thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,304thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,444thMost Inclusive: 16,434thMost Cultured: 17,091stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,342ndMost Politically Free: 17,855thMost Developed: 19,624thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,760th
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40th in the regionMost Avoided: 46th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 75th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 94th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 99th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 125th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 139th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 142nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 142nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 156th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 176th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 184th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 185th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 194th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 204th in the regionMost Politically Free: 208th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 212th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 217th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 221st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 260th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 352nd in the regionMost Secular: 403rd in the regionLargest Governments: 407th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 433rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 518th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 606th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 633rd in the regionNudest: 798th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 801st in the region

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