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The Protectorate of Miaphia

“Death before Ineptitude”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Protectorate of Miaphia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tyr Moniq with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, vat-grown people, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.067 billion Miaphians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyr. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Miaphian economy, worth 320 trillion moniqs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 155,275 moniqs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, pocket dialling is a criminal offence, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miaphia's national animal is the Miaphian Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Tyr.

Miaphia is ranked 203,852nd in the world and 8,167th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,127thMost Influential: 1,547thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,414thLowest Crime Rates: 2,709thMost Secular: 3,202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,093rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,718thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,013thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,558thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,641stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,827thMost Developed: 6,057thLargest Governments: 6,305thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,967thHealthiest Citizens: 7,038thBest Weather: 7,063rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,083rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,437thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,887thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,622ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,322ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,040thMost Authoritarian: 10,121stSmartest Citizens: 10,451stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,962ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,195thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,077thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,510thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,547thMost Efficient Economies: 20,586thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,913th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 139th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 150th in the regionMost Secular: 177th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 195th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 243rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 278th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 287th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 334th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 334th in the regionLargest Governments: 340th in the regionMost Developed: 375th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 420th in the regionBest Weather: 422nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 425th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 427th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 455th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 471st in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 546th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 568th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 573rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 577th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 617th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 624th in the regionMost Influential: 628th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 746th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 814th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 905th in the regionMost Extreme: 909th in the region

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