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The Crater of Miamington

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The Crater of Miamington is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Meowscles with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.936 billion Miamingtonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4Chan's Server Room. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miamingtonian economy, worth 927 trillion Gold Plated Radium Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,700 Gold Plated Radium Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Miamingtonian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miamington's national animal is the Soft Muticouloured Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Miamington is ranked 7,217^th in the world and 339^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,162.67 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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