Spotlight on:
The Crater of Miamington |
“Rev up those fryers!”
Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Crater of Miamington is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Meowscles with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.844 billion Miamingtonites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4Chan's Server Room. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Miamingtonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,196 trillion Dabloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,262 Dabloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin, and soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miamington's national animal is the Beepus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Miamington is ranked 19,590th in the world and 1,426th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.63 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Miamington was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Miamington was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Miamington, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
- : Following new legislation in Miamington, revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin.
- : Miamington's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Miamington, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
- : Miamington was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Miamington, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
- : Miamington's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Miamington, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.