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The Headbangin Nation of Metalopolis

“Balls to the wall”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Middle East

Regional Influence: Page


The Headbangin Nation of Metalopolis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mies with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.035 billion Metalopolitians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metalopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Metalopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,340 trillion plectrums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,611 plectrums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,234,387 per year while the poor average 9,550, a ratio of 129 to 1.

People all over Metalopolis are dying of 'Mad Drummer Disease', obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine, most academic research has ground to a halt, and women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Metalopolis's national animal is the drummer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monday.

Metalopolis is ranked 240,593rd in the world and 39th in Middle East for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -14.49 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Highest Crime Rates: 598thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 603rdLargest Gambling Industry: 643rdMost Armed: 985thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,026thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,027thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,222ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,376thFattest Citizens: 1,460thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,533rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,597thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,692ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,083rdMost Avoided: 2,121stTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,583rdLargest Populations: 4,558thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,694thRudest Citizens: 5,884thLargest Retail Industry: 7,409thMost Secular: 7,549thHighest Average Incomes: 8,791stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,122ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,549thMost Efficient Economies: 14,463rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,949thLargest Mining Sector: 17,224thMost Pro-Market: 17,712thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,080thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,032ndLargest Black Market: 19,309thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,713th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the region

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