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The Holy Empire of Mesopotama

“Preparing for a capitalist afterlife”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Holy Empire of Mesopotama is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 825 million Mesopotamans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DepsiŠ️. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The powerhouse Mesopotaman economy, worth 110 trillion thoughts and prayers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 133,991 thoughts and prayers, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, small shoes often wash up on the beach, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Mesopotama's national animal is the holy ghost, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mesopotama is ranked 191,289th in the world and 8,488th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 7.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 256thMost Influential: 1,225thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,229thMost Devout: 2,741stMost Avoided: 3,395thLargest Retail Industry: 3,955thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,658thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,698thFattest Citizens: 7,362ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,235thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,722ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,300thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 10,820thLargest Mining Sector: 11,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,517thMost Conservative: 13,057thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,514thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,942ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,994thHighest Average Incomes: 17,637thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,191st
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Most Avoided: 109th in the regionMost Devout: 116th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 172nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 194th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 197th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 235th in the regionFattest Citizens: 284th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 329th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 344th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 408th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 448th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 479th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 493rd in the regionMost Influential: 495th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 510th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 565th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 724th in the regionMost Conservative: 746th in the regionLargest Black Market: 817th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 840th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 923rd in the region

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