The Holy Empire of Mesopotama
“Preparing for a capitalist afterlife”
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Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Holy Empire of Mesopotama is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 825 million Mesopotamans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DepsiŠ️. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.
The powerhouse Mesopotaman economy, worth 110 trillion thoughts and prayers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 133,991 thoughts and prayers, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, small shoes often wash up on the beach, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Mesopotama's national animal is the holy ghost, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mesopotama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Mesopotama was endorsed by The Republic of Chips and Guac.
- : Mesopotama was endorsed by The Kingdom of The Kingdom Of Wagies.
- : Mesopotama was endorsed by The Oceanic Rising Sun Republic of Comfed.
- : Mesopotama was endorsed by The United Empire of Supreme Leader Hadrian.
- : Mesopotama was endorsed by The Democratic States of Free Nation of Hong Kong.
- : Mesopotama was endorsed by The Free Land of Amprak.
- : Mesopotama was endorsed by The Dominion of Outer Shenendoah.
- : Mesopotama was endorsed by The Oceanic Rising Sun Republic of Comfed.
- : Mesopotama was endorsed by The Kingdom of Heilhum Imperius.
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