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The Chloroplastic Fantastic of Mesophyll

“A puppet of Tinhampton: Doing unto others since 2016!”

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The Chloroplastic Fantastic of Mesophyll is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 3.481 billion Mesophyll are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Mesophyll economy, worth 84.5 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,260 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, gambling is outlawed, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the government pours millions of leaves into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesophyll's national animal is the plant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mesophyll is ranked 171,808^th in the world and 66^th in Mrs Doubtfire for Most Secular, with 17.01 Atheism Rate.

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