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The United States of Merica mk1

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The United States of Merica mk1 is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 196 million Merica mk1ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Industry aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.

The Merica mk1ian economy, worth 9.72 trillion dollrs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,610 dollrs, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, government officials across Merica mk1 are being "encouraged" to adopt kiwis to set an example for the populace, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is relatively low. Merica mk1's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Merica mk1 is ranked 79,343^rd in the world and 2,902^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 81.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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