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The Principality of Mercs for Money |
“Great$power$comes$great$irresponsibility”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: the West Pacific |
Regional Influence: Unproven |
The Principality of Mercs for Money is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 422 million mercs'cenaries are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Mercs'cenary economy, worth 46.8 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 110,858 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Meat-eating is frowned upon, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mercs for Money's national animal is the Dogpool, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mercs for Money is ranked 269,116th in the world and 3,299th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -155.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mercs for Money's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Mercs for Money relocated from Africa to The West Pacific.
- : Mercs for Money resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in Mercs for Money, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
- : Following new legislation in Mercs for Money, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
- : Following new legislation in Mercs for Money, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Mercs for Money, meat-eating is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Mercs for Money, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Mercs for Money, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in Mercs for Money, government expenses are beyond compare.