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The Very Dank Poopyheads of Mentally Challenged Land

“Very Dank”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Stalins Holy Conglomerate

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Very Dank Poopyheads of Mentally Challenged Land is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Le Supreme Poopyhead with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.198 billion Poopyheads are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poopyhead City. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Poopyhead economy, worth 498 trillion Squirrels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,870 Squirrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mentally Challenged Land's national animal is the Bacteria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mentally Challenged Land is ranked 11,784th in the world and 2nd in Stalins Holy Conglomerate for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,610.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Secular: 3,240thMost Armed: 3,439thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,906thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,590thLargest Mining Sector: 6,265thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,740thLargest Black Market: 7,674thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,743rdFattest Citizens: 9,823rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,926thLargest Retail Industry: 10,105thMost Conservative: 10,460thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,847thMost Avoided: 11,202ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,659thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,784thTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,836thHighest Average Incomes: 12,964thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,359thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,150thMost Developed: 15,899thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,641stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,774thMost Efficient Economies: 18,852ndLargest Governments: 19,124thLowest Crime Rates: 19,297thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,470th

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