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The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL


Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.492 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 20,057 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 636,911 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,027,353 per year while the poor average 42,038, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.

Entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, and DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 26,882nd in the world and 39th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,890.5 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Black Market: 16thFattest Citizens: 18thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thLowest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Governments: 23rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 34thHighest Average Tax Rates: 38thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51stMost Avoided: 53rdHighest Economic Output: 86thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 96thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 106thHighest Average Incomes: 116thMost Subsidized Industry: 154thMost Primitive: 286thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 371stRudest Citizens: 648thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 701stMost Secular: 813thLargest Populations: 1,990thTop
Nudest: 4,259thMost Conservative: 5,240thMost Influential: 6,507thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,845thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,805thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,150thMost Authoritarian: 20,078th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the region

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