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The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL


Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.859 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 20,928 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 636,911 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,027,353 per year while the poor average 42,038, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.

Entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, and DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 245,649th in the world and 131st in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Inclusive, scoring 2.85 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Patriotic: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14thLowest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Black Market: 20thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21stFattest Citizens: 21stLargest Governments: 25thLargest Mining Sector: 37thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37thMost Avoided: 42ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 44thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56thHighest Economic Output: 82ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 96thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 110thHighest Average Incomes: 127thMost Subsidized Industry: 193rdMost Primitive: 296thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 379thRudest Citizens: 720thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 724thMost Secular: 889thLargest Populations: 1,946thTop
Nudest: 3,918thMost Conservative: 5,897thMost Influential: 6,323rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,518thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,498thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,940thMost Authoritarian: 22,029th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionNudest: 11th in the region

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