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The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL


Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.238 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 16,545 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 585,915 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,066,665 per year while the poor average 120,162, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

Unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 154,744th in the world and 79th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Black Market: 10thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thFattest Citizens: 19thLowest Crime Rates: 19thLargest Governments: 30thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37thHighest Average Tax Rates: 40thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 45thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rdMost Avoided: 68thMost Subsidized Industry: 68thHighest Economic Output: 96thHighest Average Incomes: 128thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 182ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 214thMost Primitive: 291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 374thMost Stationary: 379thMost Conservative: 557thRudest Citizens: 832ndTop
Most Secular: 1,835thLargest Populations: 2,114thNudest: 3,066thMost Influential: 5,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,771stTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,210thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,170th
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the region

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