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The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL

“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!”

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The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.546 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 19,216 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 629,103 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,955,549 per year while the poor average 42,148, a ratio of 93.8 to 1.

DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL signs the laws but abides by none of them, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 215,739^th in the world and 120^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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