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The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL


Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Enforcer


The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, lack of airports, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.121 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 21,732 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 636,911 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,027,353 per year while the poor average 42,038, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.

Entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, and DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 18,398th in the world and 7th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Most Patriotic: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18thFattest Citizens: 22ndLargest Black Market: 23rdLargest Governments: 27thMost Ignorant Citizens: 28thLowest Crime Rates: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 36thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thMost Avoided: 49thHighest Average Tax Rates: 57thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 63rdHighest Economic Output: 83rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 86thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 96thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 113thHighest Average Incomes: 134thMost Subsidized Industry: 227thMost Primitive: 315thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 421stRudest Citizens: 726thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 867thMost Secular: 953rdLargest Populations: 1,923rdTop
Nudest: 4,221stMost Conservative: 6,504thMost Influential: 6,584thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,878thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,398thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,657thMost Authoritarian: 25,019thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,742nd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Nudest: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the region

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