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The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL


Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.546 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 19,216 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 629,103 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,955,549 per year while the poor average 42,148, a ratio of 93.8 to 1.

DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL signs the laws but abides by none of them, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 215,739th in the world and 120th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8thFattest Citizens: 17thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thLargest Black Market: 18thLowest Crime Rates: 19thLargest Governments: 25thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 35thHighest Average Tax Rates: 38thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47thMost Avoided: 57thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 86thHighest Economic Output: 90thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 104thHighest Average Incomes: 121stMost Subsidized Industry: 126thMost Primitive: 254thMost Stationary: 352ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 490thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 612thMost Conservative: 664thRudest Citizens: 667thMost Secular: 752ndLargest Populations: 2,032ndTop
Nudest: 4,252ndMost Influential: 6,454thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,705thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,169thMost Authoritarian: 17,218th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the region

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