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The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL


Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.029 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 18,761 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 624,777 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,011,289 per year while the poor average 39,579, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 20th in the world and 1st in Psychotic Dictatorships for Lowest Crime Rates, with 333.07 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thFattest Citizens: 17thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17thLargest Black Market: 17thLowest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Governments: 26thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30thLargest Mining Sector: 37thHighest Average Tax Rates: 39thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50thMost Avoided: 58thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 86thHighest Economic Output: 92ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rdHighest Average Incomes: 114thMost Subsidized Industry: 116thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 116thMost Primitive: 239thMost Stationary: 356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 394thMost Valuable International Artwork: 394thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 506thRudest Citizens: 659thLargest Populations: 2,022ndTop
Nudest: 4,142ndMost Conservative: 4,754thMost Influential: 6,314thTop
Most Secular: 10,563rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,635thMost Authoritarian: 20,056thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,504th
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the region

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