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The Melon of Melons

“I denounce you”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Just relax

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Melon of Melons is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Melon Boi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.461 billion Melons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melonsville. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Melon economy, worth a remarkable 1,011 trillion Skyrims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,608 Skyrims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, the Melon Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the children of Melons are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melons's national animal is the Melon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Melonism.

Melons is ranked 134,902nd in the world and 14th in Just relax for Most Armed, with 0.31 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,203rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,482ndMost Inclusive: 8,523rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,172ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,424thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,603rdMost Developed: 9,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,912thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,919thLowest Crime Rates: 10,224thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,609thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,722ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,844thMost Secular: 13,117thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,514thLargest Governments: 13,544thSmartest Citizens: 13,845thNicest Citizens: 14,088thMost Efficient Economies: 14,174thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,263rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,753rdLargest Mining Sector: 17,972ndHighest Economic Output: 18,261stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,999thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,742ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,858thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,582ndBest Weather: 21,605thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,933rdMost Cultured: 24,067thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,382nd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the region

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