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The Doot of Melons

“I denounce you”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Just relax

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Doot of Melons is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Melon Boi with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.849 billion Melons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melonsville. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Melon economy, worth a remarkable 2,568 trillion Skyrims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 199,860 Skyrims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and glamping Melons won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melons's national animal is the Melon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Melonism.

Melons is ranked 14,238th in the world and 2nd in Just relax for Most Cultured, scoring 103 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Secular: 1,181stTop
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Most Armed: 3,293rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,630thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,079thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,394thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,748thHealthiest Citizens: 5,848thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,043rdMost Inclusive: 6,266thLowest Crime Rates: 6,602ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,757thHighest Food Quality: 6,997thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,464thMost Developed: 7,543rdSmartest Citizens: 7,791stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,017thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,032ndHighest Economic Output: 8,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,178thHighest Average Incomes: 10,060thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,711thMost Patriotic: 11,022ndNicest Citizens: 12,583rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,779thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,996thMost Cultured: 14,238thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,363rdLargest Governments: 15,627thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,157thBest Weather: 18,962ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,314thMost Influential: 19,677thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,473rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,851stMost Stationary: 28,925thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29,672nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the region

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