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The Rogue Nation of Melon feud

“Ding Dong. The whicked witch is DEAD”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Rogue Nation of Melon feud is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader sans underpants with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.317 billion Melon feudians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pOOtie-tOOt. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Melon feudian economy, worth a remarkable 2,941 trillion wayners a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,860 wayners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Melon feud's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE GARGANTUAN GREAT SPIRITS OF BEFORE T.

Melon feud is ranked 216,247th in the world and 6,537th in the Rejected Realms for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 9.5 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Gambling Industry: 165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 538thFattest Citizens: 968thLargest Black Market: 1,099thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,589thHighest Crime Rates: 2,022ndMost Armed: 2,154thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,509thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,544thLargest Mining Sector: 3,040thMost Avoided: 3,040thMost Influential: 3,842ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,872ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,901stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,050thMost Devout: 4,154thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,344thHighest Economic Output: 4,422ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,635thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,715thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,764thLargest Retail Industry: 4,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,806thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,943rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,837thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,898thRudest Citizens: 6,394thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,554thMost Cultured: 8,490thMost Efficient Economies: 9,624thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,563rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,639thLargest Governments: 14,852ndMost Stationary: 16,541stLargest Populations: 17,824thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,815th
Largest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionMost Armed: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 106th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 108th in the regionMost Devout: 112th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 115th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 118th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 121st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 124th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 125th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 146th in the regionRudest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Stationary: 159th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 181st in the regionMost Cultured: 192nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 244th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 294th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 302nd in the regionLargest Populations: 321st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 362nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 407th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 471st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 478th in the region

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