The Rogue Nation of Melon feud
“Ding Dong. The whicked witch is DEAD”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: the Rejected Realms
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The Rogue Nation of Melon feud is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader sans underpants with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.317 billion Melon feudians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pOOtie-tOOt. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Melon feudian economy, worth a remarkable 2,941 trillion wayners a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,860 wayners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Melon feud's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE GARGANTUAN GREAT SPIRITS OF BEFORE T.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Melon feud was endorsed by The Federation of Ulslur.
- : Melon feud was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Melon feud lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Melon feud voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".
- : Melon feud voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities"".
- : Following new legislation in Melon feud, there's no representation without taxation.
- : Following new legislation in Melon feud, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Melon feud endorsed The Lucky Question Mark﹖ of Makdon.
- : Melon feud was endorsed by The Lucky Question Mark﹖ of Makdon.
- : Following new legislation in Melon feud, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense.
Endorsements Received: 54 » Byzant, Capitalist Paradise, Beezertopia, Crazy Firemen, Sarotte, Zavea, Farrakhan, The Pacific Caliphate, The Horror Channel, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Collosuss, Franluxin, Pettlland, Aggro, Emeseses, Maazalik, Perfect Sublime Masters, Aqueira, Masters86, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Euroanatolian Greece, Raj7765, Republic of edward, Yoshiterra, Xyloqua, Arinteriswith, Andromeda Islands, OspasiA, Bone Fort, Panormia, Florin, Doormat to the Lord, North Comunist Awelanius, Aandruzognivia, Volsar, Magrinia, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Zerentopia, ThePlace, Delight, Greater Cesnica, Nation of Urie, Razorback, Edgedgie, Mundanus, Black Hawk Raider Refugees, A Leaf on the Wind, Gozira, The Libertarian Republic of Savages, United Libor Lefunkistan, and 4 others.Agua de Pelar Porco II, Kaiserreich Subreddit, Makdon, and Ulslur.