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The Federal Republic of Meelducan

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: The New Channel Islands

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Federal Republic of Meelducan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doctor Donald Johnson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.237 billion Meelducanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kennedy City. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meelducanian economy, worth 913 trillion Children of the Crashes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,236 Children of the Crashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Doctor Donald Johnson in ermine and velvet garb, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meelducan's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Meelducan is ranked 143,168th in the world and 1st in The New Channel Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 43.72 Insults Per Minute.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,492ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,741stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,273rdBest Weather: 6,479thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,142ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,802ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,283rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,077thMost Cultured: 9,093rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,596thSafest: 9,964thLowest Crime Rates: 11,535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,553rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,810thTop
Most Developed: 12,076thNudest: 12,512thMost Stationary: 13,060thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,744thHealthiest Citizens: 15,437thMost Influential: 15,700thMost Secular: 16,140thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,244thNicest Citizens: 16,616thSmartest Citizens: 17,461stLargest Governments: 18,993rdMost Rebellious Youth: 19,033rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,630thHighest Economic Output: 20,413thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,601stMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,024th

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