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The City of Mediolanum


Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Vlaanderen

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The City of Mediolanum is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.338 billion Mediolanumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mediolanum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mediolanumian economy, worth a remarkable 4,518 trillion denaris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,999 denaris, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 811,862 per year while the poor average 15,553, a ratio of 52.2 to 1.

The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', most academic research has ground to a halt, and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mediolanum's national animal is the gekko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mediolanum is ranked 74,268th in the world and 99th in Vlaanderen for Most Stationary, with 350.1404703544 days.

Highest Crime Rates: 1,126thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,167thMost Armed: 2,047thMost Avoided: 2,486thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,552ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,618thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,934thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,984thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,009thHighest Economic Output: 3,019thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,095thLargest Populations: 3,322ndFattest Citizens: 3,691stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,773rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,223rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,440thLargest Retail Industry: 10,653rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,957thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,031stHighest Average Incomes: 14,337thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,665thLargest Black Market: 17,907thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,141stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,019thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,312thSmartest Citizens: 19,594thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,432ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,992nd
Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the region

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