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The Meh of Mediocrea |
“Pessimism. Hurray!”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Europeia |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Meh of Mediocrea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 17.032 billion Mediocreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boringburg. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mediocrean economy, worth a remarkable 3,474 trillion kilogram sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,001 kilogram sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services, 90% of active duty MAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mediocrea's national animal is the goober, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disbelief.
Mediocrea is ranked 9,859th in the world and 101st in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 32.54 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mediocrea, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
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Mediocrea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
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Mediocrea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in
Mediocrea, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning.
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Mediocrea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
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Mediocrea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
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Mediocrea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Mediocrea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
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Mediocrea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified, Most Zombies, and Most Survivors.
- : Following new legislation in
Mediocrea, 90% of active duty MAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.