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The Meh of Mediocrea

“Pessimism. Hurray!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Meh of Mediocrea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 17.032 billion Mediocreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boringburg. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mediocrean economy, worth a remarkable 3,474 trillion kilogram sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,001 kilogram sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services, 90% of active duty MAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mediocrea's national animal is the goober, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disbelief.

Mediocrea is ranked 9,859th in the world and 101st in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 32.54 average smiles per day.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 543rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,365thSmartest Citizens: 2,763rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,827thMost Secular: 3,183rdMost Developed: 3,222ndTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,543rdMost Inclusive: 3,743rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,861stHighest Food Quality: 3,912thHealthiest Citizens: 4,602ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,117thSafest: 5,437thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,584thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,641stMost Cultured: 5,757thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,814thHighest Economic Output: 6,487thMost Stationary: 7,777thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,323rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,333rdMost Pacifist: 8,583rdNicest Citizens: 9,859thHighest Average Incomes: 10,631stMost Influential: 13,787thBest Weather: 14,762ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,527thTop
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Largest Populations: 24,863rdLowest Crime Rates: 27,474thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30,610thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31,939thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32,844th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionSafest: 58th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 61st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 74th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 76th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 87th in the regionMost Pacifist: 87th in the regionNicest Citizens: 101st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionBest Weather: 132nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 133rd in the region

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