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The Golden Covenant of Mauvang

“Divine Light Shines Greater Than One Billion Suns”

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The Golden Covenant of Mauvang is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.55 billion Mauvang are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mauvanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,450 trillion woolongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 261,281 woolongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, they who do not work shall not eat, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mauvang's national animal is the octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yellowism.

Mauvang is ranked 322,688^th in the world and 270^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.85 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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