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The Empire of Maulm

“Citius, Altius, Fortius”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Very Good
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Location: Asmer

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Empire of Maulm is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Scribus Maximus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.273 billion Maulmians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maulm City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Maulmian economy, worth an astonishing 17,343 trillion gold pieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 453,162 gold pieces, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, pros are the new cons, and selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork. Crime is totally unknown. Maulm's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Maulm is ranked 88,125th in the world and 1st in Asmer for Nudest, with 145.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6thMost Efficient Economies: 21stMost Stationary: 36thMost Cheerful Citizens: 74thLargest Publishing Industry: 79thMost Subsidized Industry: 92ndHighest Economic Output: 112thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 118thLargest Populations: 121stMost Cultured: 144thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 293rdMost Rebellious Youth: 328thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 346thMost Developed: 425thHighest Average Incomes: 451stLargest Gambling Industry: 462ndSmartest Citizens: 475thLargest Governments: 481stLongest Average Lifespans: 487thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 491stNicest Citizens: 495thHealthiest Citizens: 518thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 737thMost Devout: 752ndMost Avoided: 1,009thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,177thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,287thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,362ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,368thLowest Crime Rates: 1,511thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,641stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,692ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,744thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,071stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,101stTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,952ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,399thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,937thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,344thLargest Retail Industry: 4,867thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,702ndMost Influential: 6,777thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,226thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,607thTop
Most Politically Free: 16,443rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,850th

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