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The Most Serene Republic of Mauerkrankheit

“Mauerkrankheit”

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The Most Serene Republic of Mauerkrankheit is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.713 billion Mauerkrankheitians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 43.7%.

The all-consuming Mauerkrankheitian economy, worth 879 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 100,921 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Mauerkrankheit is often a lifetime appointment, the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir, citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mauerkrankheit's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mauerkrankheit is ranked 52,304^th in the world and 3,262^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.54 law-abiding acts per hour.

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