The Civilisation Game of Mastodonia
“Time is the simplest thing”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: 10000 Islands
Regional Influence: Squire
The Civilisation Game of Mastodonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shepard Blaine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.599 billion Mastodonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Mastodonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,793 trillion Postagestamps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,549 Postagestamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mastodonia's national animal is the mastodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Project Pope.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
- : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
- : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
- : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
- : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
- : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing.
- : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
- : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Mastodonia.
- : Mastodonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
- : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference.
Endorsements Received: 75 » Dustwind, The Soylent Green Party, Kyrizstanislav, Anollasia, Wysrod, Karlando, Coreras, Better Indonesia, Free Land of Rebellium, Vivolkha, Medetas, Solarampa, Lacuna, Evertopia, Johnne Green, Kachikawawa, Liberdon, Namakan, Republic of Libriano, Solsevara, Ilfarasia, Creeptopia, Maconshinbernititte, Holma, Nuremburgia, Krystalveil, Mauryana, Tausend Seen, Killettland, Samonaemia, Venmere, Testa, Grimmywelsh, Katitania, Violent Trees, Geolapo, Faradova, Cathamye, Yakkandiania, Herfenzir, Macrasetia, Empire Of Shield, Coldian, Immortal Anfield, The Galactic American Imperium, Hashari Darussalam, The Democratic State Of Josora, Fractethyst, Kaprein, Western New Yakern, and 25 others.Nami Bays, Alathria, Breosia, New Caratonia, Greater Theowherveld, Demeters Children, Luzfria, Havesia, Markanite, The Divine Elephant, Jaegerpondonia, Attoree, Dolorado, Lisokyo, Clialaad, United Kolance, Pickens Nation, Belistien, Syedians, Reformed Imperis, East Nirspie, Boroii, DetroitSmash, Austral Imperium, and Strigberg.