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The Civilisation Game of Mastodonia

“Time is the simplest thing”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Squire


The Civilisation Game of Mastodonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shepard Blaine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.599 billion Mastodonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mastodonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,793 trillion Postagestamps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,549 Postagestamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mastodonia's national animal is the mastodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Project Pope.

Mastodonia is ranked 4,359th in the world and 77th in 10000 Islands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 153,904.96 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 519thMost Advanced Public Education: 716thMost Compassionate Citizens: 939thSafest: 961stMost Pacifist: 967thBest Weather: 1,023rdNicest Citizens: 1,053rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,091stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,220thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,227thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,230thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,260thMost Developed: 1,270thMost Inclusive: 1,293rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,296thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,312thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,353rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,456thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,642ndLargest Governments: 1,660thHealthiest Citizens: 1,666thSmartest Citizens: 1,747thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,891stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,938thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,992ndHighest Food Quality: 2,188thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,994thMost Efficient Economies: 3,463rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,770thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,359thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,706thHighest Average Incomes: 6,653rdMost Secular: 7,178thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,924thHighest Economic Output: 11,073rdMost Cultured: 12,637thTop
Most Stationary: 15,604thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,971st
Most Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 65th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 71st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Secular: 110th in the regionMost Stationary: 124th in the region

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