Spotlight on:
The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia |
“Inquilab Zindabad”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: The Cortexist International |
Regional Influence: Envoy |
The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.302 billion Masonarsopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masokij. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Masonarsopian economy, worth 160 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,964 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Billion-baht sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Masonarsopia's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Masonarsopia is ranked 297,444th in the world and 13th in The Cortexist International for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.95 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Masonarsopia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
- : Following new legislation in Masonarsopia, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
- : Following new legislation in Masonarsopia, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
- : Following new legislation in Masonarsopia, billion-baht sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Masonarsopia, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Masonarsopia, carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk.
- : Following new legislation in Masonarsopia, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
- : Following new legislation in Masonarsopia, one can wake up in Masonarsopia and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Masonarsopia, children usually cry on their first day of school.
- : Following new legislation in Masonarsopia, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.