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The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia

“Inquilab Zindabad”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The Cortexist International

Regional Influence: Envoy

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The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.302 billion Masonarsopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masokij. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Masonarsopian economy, worth 160 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,964 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billion-baht sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Masonarsopia's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Masonarsopia is ranked 297,444th in the world and 13th in The Cortexist International for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.95 missed references per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,213thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,687thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,116thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,620thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,646thNicest Citizens: 4,024thSafest: 4,560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,015thMost Pacifist: 5,102ndMost Inclusive: 5,253rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,617thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,786thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,387thBest Weather: 7,415thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,307thLargest Governments: 9,238thMost Developed: 9,344thLowest Crime Rates: 9,379thHealthiest Citizens: 9,545thHighest Food Quality: 9,615thMost Secular: 9,631stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,325thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,610thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,287thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,580thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,168thMost Income Equality: 13,971stSmartest Citizens: 13,973rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 20,246thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,883rd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the region

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