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The Conglomerate of Mary Bird

“Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Conglomerate of Mary Bird is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bernard Madoff with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 996 million snow bunnies are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Environment and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berzelius Vale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient snow bunny economy, worth 122 trillion snowballs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 122,867 snowballs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 507,396 per year while the poor average 19,560, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

For 25 snowballs tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, child labor has been outlawed, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mary Bird's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mary Bird is ranked 101,149th in the world and 539th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 174.0947149682 days.

Highest Crime Rates: 1,056thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,300thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,504thFattest Citizens: 2,059thMost Armed: 2,259thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,648thRudest Citizens: 2,849thMost Avoided: 2,970thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,074thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,637thLargest Retail Industry: 3,923rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,188thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,055thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,809thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,871stTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,087thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,567thHighest Average Incomes: 24,707th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionMost Armed: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 57th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 64th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 66th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 78th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 92nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 97th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 104th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the region

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