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The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany

“God, Liberty, Capitalism”

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The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Markus Neumann with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.29 billion Germans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.0%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,794 Marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,117,398 per year while the poor average 22,298, a ratio of 50.1 to 1.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Marxist Germany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marxist Germany is ranked 228,619^th in the world and 1,476^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -24.29 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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