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The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany

“God, Liberty, Capitalism”

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The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Markus Neumann with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.164 billion Germans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 218,941 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Marxist Germany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marxist Germany is ranked 2,530^th in the world and 43^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 23,510.11 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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