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The Lucky Holy Zombie Matriarchy of Mario Bros

“Sigh, Mario probably went to the lucky castle again....”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Princess Island

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Lucky Holy Zombie Matriarchy of Mario Bros is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.636 billion Mario Brothers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mushroom Kingdom. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mario Brosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,533 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Mario Brosian flag can be displayed, and hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Leader day after day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mario Bros's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Princess Peach Toadstool.

Mario Bros is ranked 234,009th in the world and 1st in Princess Island for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 35.68 Whatever.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,032ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,270thMost Devout: 3,507thBest Weather: 5,873rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,459thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,064thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,334thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,839thSafest: 10,053rdLargest Governments: 10,560thLowest Crime Rates: 10,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,398thTop
Largest Populations: 12,964thHighest Economic Output: 13,260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,493rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,833rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,415thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,956thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,522ndMost Cultured: 23,802nd

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