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The Corporate State of Marcolos

“My friends, what could be better than wealth.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Corporate State of Marcolos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by High Director Bettaro with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.117 billion Marcoli have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Management. The average income tax rate is 11.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Marcolian economy, worth 448 trillion Joints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 211,864 Joints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and Marcolians have become death, the destroyer of worlds. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Marcolos's national animal is the Great Northern Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is money.

Marcolos is ranked 24,661st in the world and 511th in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 107 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,436thLargest Retail Industry: 1,545thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,788thNudest: 1,871stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,897thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,461stMost Armed: 2,515thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,118thMost Avoided: 3,320thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,384thMost Secular: 3,493rdRudest Citizens: 3,554thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,752ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,158thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,223rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,623rdLargest Insurance Industry: 6,026thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,207thMost Efficient Economies: 6,215thMost Influential: 6,294thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,266thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,345thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,497thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,762ndLargest Black Market: 10,130thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,975thLargest Mining Sector: 11,606thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,731stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,991stTop
Most Cultured: 17,095thSmartest Citizens: 21,256thLargest Governments: 23,204th
Most Influential: 63rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 63rd in the regionNudest: 67th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionMost Armed: 95th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 102nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Secular: 138th in the regionRudest Citizens: 143rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 168th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 169th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 181st in the regionMost Avoided: 192nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 207th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 250th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 266th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 271st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 274th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 312th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 319th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 352nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 408th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 496th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 511th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 542nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 551st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 554th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 577th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 595th in the region

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