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The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi

“Lethargy, Languor, Laziness!”

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Location: Europeia

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Maowi was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 367

The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Maowese populace with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.956 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth a remarkable 1,355 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,174 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The World Supine Socialist Slothland Games have been won again by Maowi as no other country cares enough to compete, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 274,228th in the world and 1,344th in Europeia for Most Patriotic, with 0.61 flags saluted per person per day.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 345thLargest Welfare Programs: 518thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 569thMost Valuable International Artwork: 995thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,069thMost Pacifist: 1,320thNicest Citizens: 1,366thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,376thHighest Drug Use: 1,613thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,633rdBest Weather: 1,852ndMost Inclusive: 1,887thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,217thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,243rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,268thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,282ndHighest Food Quality: 2,538thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,743rdTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,285thMost Cultured: 3,543rdLargest Governments: 4,282ndSafest: 4,618thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,140thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,525thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,661stRudest Citizens: 7,020thMost Developed: 9,139thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,414thMost Influential: 13,673rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 14,414thSmartest Citizens: 14,579thNudest: 14,822ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,918thMost Efficient Economies: 16,936thMost Secular: 18,709thHighest Economic Output: 19,186thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,682ndLowest Crime Rates: 21,787thHighest Average Incomes: 25,691stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,073rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionNudest: 38th in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 71st in the regionMost Developed: 88th in the regionMost Politically Free: 92nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Secular: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 115th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Stationary: 125th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 128th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 129th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 141st in the region

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