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The Commonwealth of Manchzhougo

“W're instruments of divine; to resist is to defy fate”

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The Commonwealth of Manchzhougo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marshal Tianzuo Han with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.355 billion Manchus are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fengtian Administrive Region. The average income tax rate is 33.7%.

The very strong Manchzhougoan economy, worth 113 trillion Manchuzu Yans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,422 Manchuzu Yans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, and terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Manchzhougo's national animal is the Manchu Ussuri Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tiěshism.

Manchzhougo is ranked 284,060^th in the world and 5,141^st in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 12.85 cheeks turned per day.

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