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The Best Football Club of Mancheseva City

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Europeia

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The Best Football Club of Mancheseva City is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pep Guardiola with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.019 billion Cityzens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etihad Stadium. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cityzen economy, worth a remarkable 1,570 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 174,172 Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Etihad Stadium's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, gossip magazines have pictures of Pep Guardiola sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs. Crime is totally unknown. Mancheseva City's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Mancheseva City is ranked 282,797th in the world and 1,381st in Europeia for Most Devout, with 1.96 prayers per hour.

Most Secular: 1,171stMost Pacifist: 1,255thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,368thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,388thNicest Citizens: 1,449thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,835thMost Inclusive: 2,014thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,158thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,192ndBest Weather: 2,223rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,471stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,624thHighest Food Quality: 2,752ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,796thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,983rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,396thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,627thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,673rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,812thMost Developed: 3,971stHealthiest Citizens: 4,272ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,349thLargest Governments: 4,585thSafest: 4,721stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,082ndSmartest Citizens: 5,137thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,465thMost Cultured: 5,483rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,306thLowest Crime Rates: 6,644thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,113thMost Efficient Economies: 7,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,871stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,906thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,041stMost Influential: 13,672ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,697thTop
Highest Economic Output: 16,027thMost Stationary: 20,579thMost Income Equality: 21,762ndLargest Retail Industry: 23,671st
Most Secular: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionSafest: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionMost Stationary: 53rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 61st in the regionTop
Nudest: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 95th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 105th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 107th in the regionMost Income Equality: 124th in the region

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