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The Best Christmas Football Club of Mancheseva City

“Superbia in Proelia”

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The Best Christmas Football Club of Mancheseva City is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pep Guardiola with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.969 billion Cityzens love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etihad Stadium. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cityzen economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 172,423 Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, Pep Guardiola's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is totally unknown. Mancheseva City's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Mancheseva City is ranked 247,309^th in the world and 1,000^th in Europeia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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