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The Endless Supply of Malt Liquor

“Malt Liquor”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Malt Liquor

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Endless Supply of Malt Liquor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Local Drunk with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.377 billion Malt Liquorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liquor Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malt Liquorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,592 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 139,973 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 455,310 per year while the poor average 32,420, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

Snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Local Drunk's majority, schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Local Drunk's name, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malt Liquor's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Malt Liquor.

Malt Liquor is ranked 13,275th in the world and 1st in Malt Liquor for Most Stationary, with 1,909.4754446016 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,913thTop
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Most Armed: 2,999thHighest Crime Rates: 3,693rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,519thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,603rdRudest Citizens: 4,666thFattest Citizens: 4,842ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,284thMost Avoided: 7,695thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,931stLargest Retail Industry: 8,531stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,759thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,121stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,508thMost Stationary: 13,275thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,545thMost Influential: 17,986thMost Cultured: 19,590thMost Inclusive: 20,072ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,447thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,576thMost Secular: 21,833rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,914thHighest Food Quality: 23,083rdSmartest Citizens: 23,804thHighest Average Incomes: 26,250th

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