Spotlight on:
The Endless Supply of Malt Liquor |
“Malt Liquor”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Malt Liquor |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Endless Supply of Malt Liquor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Local Drunk with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.377 billion Malt Liquorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liquor Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Malt Liquorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,592 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 139,973 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 455,310 per year while the poor average 32,420, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.
Snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Local Drunk's majority, schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Local Drunk's name, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malt Liquor's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Malt Liquor.
Malt Liquor is ranked 13,275th in the world and 1st in Malt Liquor for Most Stationary, with 1,909.4754446016 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Malt Liquor, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
- : Malt Liquor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Malt Liquor, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
- : Following new legislation in Malt Liquor, schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Local Drunk's name.
- : Following new legislation in Malt Liquor, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Local Drunk's majority.
- : Following new legislation in Malt Liquor, Local Drunk claims no responsibility for what Local Drunk's government does.
- : Malt Liquor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Malt Liquor, government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Local Drunk is not a crook.
- : Following new legislation in Malt Liquor, Malt Liquor is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
- : Following new legislation in Malt Liquor, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.