The Rodentine Seer of Malphe II
“A lesser seer of acts moonlit”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Diplomat
The Rodentine Seer of Malphe II is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hazel-Malphe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.498 billion Malphaes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Malphaen economy, worth 656 trillion Nondescript Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,528 Nondescript Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, Hazel-Malphe has promised 'power to the puppies', and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malphe II ejected The Republic of Coup Osiris from Osiris.
- : Malphe II was endorsed by The Tsardom of Nort-Western Russia.
- : Malphe II voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Europeia".
- : Malphe II was endorsed by The United Realms of Cretanja.
- : Malphe II was endorsed by The Sultanat of Big Boyz.
- : Malphe II was endorsed by The Mighty Republic of Maharlika Emper.
- : Malphe II voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
- : Malphe II lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
- : Malphe II ejected The Malphe II Coup of Kawaiis Sleeper Nation from Osiris.
- : Malphe II was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Teratatis.
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