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The Rodentine Seer of Malphe II

“A lesser seer of acts moonlit”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Rodentine Seer of Malphe II is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hazel-Malphe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.498 billion Malphaes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Malphaen economy, worth 656 trillion Nondescript Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,528 Nondescript Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, Hazel-Malphe has promised 'power to the puppies', and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.

Malphe II is ranked 45,218th in the world and 1,206th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,099.64 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 500thMost Influential: 1,067thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,132ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,017thMost Pacifist: 7,423rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,798thSafest: 8,613thNicest Citizens: 10,061stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,146thBest Weather: 10,226thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,306thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,333rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,374thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14,916thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,154thHealthiest Citizens: 15,306thMost Stationary: 16,559thMost Inclusive: 19,029thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,464thHighest Food Quality: 20,927thMost Income Equality: 20,930thSmartest Citizens: 22,434thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,944thMost Cultured: 23,566th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 196th in the regionMost Stationary: 202nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 338th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 352nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 371st in the regionMost Income Equality: 450th in the regionSafest: 456th in the regionMost Politically Free: 465th in the regionBest Weather: 489th in the regionNicest Citizens: 491st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 500th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 590th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 620th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 650th in the region

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