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The Legendary Indio Empire of Malotihuacan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Malotl with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.225 billion Malotecos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malotitlan. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malotec economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion beans a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,390 beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Malotl to meetings with foreign heads of state, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, nose plugs are the latest Malotec fashion accessory, and dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Malotihuacan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malotihuacan's national animal is the Maloitzcuintle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of Malotec.

Malotihuacan is ranked 4,392^nd in the world and 5^th in Fifth Empire for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 10,695.05 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.