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The Kingdom of Malopolanie

“Live and let die”

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The Kingdom of Malopolanie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.216 billion Malopolanieans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malopolaniean economy, worth a remarkable 7,309 trillion Krakuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 401,265 Krakuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is totally unknown. Malopolanie's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Malopolanie is ranked 151,821^st in the world and 5,772^nd in Lazarus for Most Extreme, scoring 18.9 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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